Smiješne bolesti

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Mala mazicaitis.

Cause: the wrong type of snow

Symptoms: Hitler moustache, occasional fatigue, cannibalism

Cure: smoke three cigarettes every day before meals

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Bad luck! You are suffering from
Lux's Syndrome.

Cause: dancing

Symptoms: slightly cockney accent, itching, ectoplasm, urine retention

Cure: prayer

veseli

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Živi i pusti druge da žive

Good lord! You are suffering from
Meaitis.

Cause: self-abuse

Symptoms: horn growth on forehead, hypothermia, fingernail lengthening, grimacing

Cure: consume more alcohol

zanimljiv lijek Laughing

Evo lijeka Mea! utoci

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Doživjeti istinsku radost života znači pridonijeti onom cilju koji i sami smatramo veličanstvenim, biti snaga prirode umjesto grozničave, sebične, sitne duše."

Bernard Shaw

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Sanjich's Lurgy.

Cause: sporting injury

Symptoms: extreme redness of nose, abdominal pain, mild chest pain

Cure: attempt to repeat cause

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Moj grade pored Drave,
tu mladost moja je sva,
u svakom kamenu tvome
krije se ljubav bez dna.

Dotak'o sam dno zivota
Dotak'o sam dno zivota i pakao i ponore
ali ti mi dusu uze prokleti zenski stvore
pa zbog tebe nemam mira
u snovima ni na javi

Ref. 2x
Kako da te muko moja
kako da te tugo moja
kako da te srce moje
za trenutak zaboravi

Duboko je, daleko je ja osetih svu gorcinu
dotak'o sam dno zivota
sad verujem u sudbinu
ali tebe vise nema u snovima ni na javi

Ref. 2x

Sibali su moju dusu i orkani i tornada
ali ti mi dusu uze prokleta zeno mlada
pa zbog tebe nemam mira
u snovima ni na javi

Ref. 2x